Post by rod222 on Oct 17, 2013 15:01:43 GMT
3 Lawyers and 3 Philatelists, are going to a convention out of town, via rail.
They meet at the ticket office, whereupon the Lawyers pay for their tickets, but note however, that the Philatelists purchase only one.
“How do you intend to get there on 1 ticket?” the Lawyers enquire. “Just watch” came the reply.
On boarding, the Philatelists three, all cram into the Gentlemen’s toilet, soon, the conductor passes, knocks on the gent’s and calls “Tickets Please!”
whereupon the door cracks open, an arm protrudes with ticket in hand.
On the return journey, the Lawyers decide to copy the ruse, and purchase a singular ticket, but note however, the Philatelists do not purchase any ticket at all.
“How do you intend to get home without a ticket?” the Lawyers enquire. “Just watch” came the reply.
On boarding, the Lawyers and Philatelists cram into their respective toilets.
Not far out from the station, a Philatelist emerges from his ruse, walks over to the toilet hiding the Lawyers, knocks and calls
“Tickets Please!”..............
