Maybe start a thread about "dumb" post office / clerk responses.
A few years ago I received a package of stamps. It contained a couple of sheets and was marked multiple times in bold red letters PHOTOGRAPHS DO NOT FOLD. The clerk put it in my standard PO Box rolled up. I complained to head of the branch. Her response: "There is no problem. It is not folded, it is rolled!"
I asked why they did not put it a locker, which were a few boxes away, and the response this time was "Get a larger PO Box".
Amazingly, I got two dumb responses for the same problem